Hello fellow kids did you know when I was in high school unlimited SMS weren’t a thing
“do you roleplay?” yeah as a normal person every goddamn day next question
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Fuck parties man I just wanna drive to the lake and look up at the stars w someone I love
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To the girl on Twitter that said “sex is nice but has your man ever sat you in his lap, kept eye contact with you and fingered you to tears..”
I think this would kill me tbh but I need it now
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legit so annoyed about the way the corporate media wants to paint those women waiting outside the court as crazy and as only being there because Luigi is hot. I looked up pictures of them outside the court and they all held signs and were there to send a message: “health over wealth”, “denial of medical care = violence”, “murder for profit = terrorism”, “the United States healthcare stole my livelihood”, “insurance lobbyists line politicians’ pockets”, “healthcare reform NOW”. Yeah, they’re there because he’s hot for sure. Also, there were a lot of men as well but hey, that’s not helping the narrative right?
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my favourite final girls covered in blood
ready or not (2019) / evil dead (2013) / abigail (2024) / scream (1996) / the cabin in the woods (2011)
+ bonus
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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
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